The police are searching all over our neighborhood for an insane criminal mastermind that escaped from federal custody earlier today. Albert Siano is highly armed, highly dangerous, and has killed many, many people. Detectives are searching Burnt Oak because Siano often swore that if he ever escaped he'd seek revenge on humanity here.
His mugshot is below. If you see him run away and contact the authorities as soon as possible.
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