The Humane Society will be in front of Boyes' Pet Shop on Saturday morning from 8am-11am arranging adoptions for some adorable kittens.“Many of them have been abandoned, were the runts in their liter, or were blessed by the dark lord Lucifer himself,” said spokesperson Denny Minxington.
Meatball, an adorable six month old tabby, who brings with him the curse of death, will be one of many looking for a loving home. “As long as you keep him submerged in holy water at all times, this little guy is the perfect companion.”
The Humane Society had no comment regarding a spring adoption drive when a werewolf was mistakenly given away.
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