
Sophomore quarterback Casey Slinger will try and shake off a slow start for the team’s first win of the year. So far he’s been terrible, even for a fifteen year old.
Coach Royal told us, “It’s been a real disappointing season so far, but we still have time to make a run at the city championship. Of course if Slinger could not play like total crap, that would really help.”
The game starts at 7pm, which means Slinger should be shitting all over the field by 7:05.
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