Several Burnt Oak residents reported a swarm of bats floating through the air near the corner of Masters and Norweg last night, screeching inaudibly and eating dozens of moths. Most witnesses were excited about the bats, a rare sight in our area at this time of year. However, moth-enthusiast Warren Springfield saw things differently. "I am furious." he said believably, wearing a shirt that said "Moths" on it. "Which has more rabies, bats or Moths? There's your answer."
According to the internet bats are indeed carriers of the deadly rabies virus. They are also associated with dracula and his son, baby dracula.
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